The Ramblings of an Idiot
Marty can also be used as a sprinkler

Marty can also be used as a sprinkler

“oh no you didn’t girl!”

“oh no you didn’t girl!”

Gonna guess Volchenkov gets a phone call from Shanny

c/o HockeyVideoHD

OTTAWA, CANADA - MARCH 25: Steve Bernier #18 and Ryan Carter #20 of the New Jersey Devils share a laugh with linesman Steve Barton after he was dumped into the players’ bench during an NHL a game with the Ottawa Senators on March 25, 2013 at Scotiabank Place in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Andre Ringuette/NHLI via Getty Images)

OTTAWA, CANADA - MARCH 25: Steve Bernier #18 and Ryan Carter #20 of the New Jersey Devils share a laugh with linesman Steve Barton after he was dumped into the players’ bench during an NHL a game with the Ottawa Senators on March 25, 2013 at Scotiabank Place in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Andre Ringuette/NHLI via Getty Images)

Good news, Brodeur got his 666th win
Bad news: 

According to DeBoer, Kovalchuk will miss “at least a short time.”

Good news, Brodeur got his 666th win

Bad news:

According to DeBoer, Kovalchuk will miss “at least a short time.”

From TGFireandIce: Kovalchuk: “I should have got an assist because I turned the puck over and I let the guy beat me one on one and then Zid tripped him. “

From TGFireandIce: Kovalchuk: “I should have got an assist because I turned the puck over and I let the guy beat me one on one and then Zid tripped him. “

From our friend Fel0096, Brodeur’s credited goal

Pavlectric & Moooooooooose

Pavlectric & Moooooooooose

Matteau (Matteau! Matteau!) and Marty

Matteau (Matteau! Matteau!) and Marty